Assassins' Guild Lent 2001 Awards

The Lemming award for the first to die:
Dan James "Burns" Jane, who died exactly three minutes into the game at the hands of Maverick
The J Doe award for psychopathy:
Simon "Dial Emma For Murder" Ford
The Sean Connery Award for the Smoothest Kill:
Sally "Trezzer" Clough's Ginger Cake assassination
The Nigel Harris award for butchering cops:
Matt 'Muffy the Umpire Flayer' Laycock
The Dr Kimble award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:
Jamie 'Lloyd' Douglass (425 hours)
The Robocop award for killing wanted criminals:
Simon "Dilemma" Ford
The David Duffit award for secrecy:
Matthew "bh234" Garrett (who wasn't actually playing)
The yellow streak award for running away:
Chief Mario "Sniper" Sainz-Martinez for fear of creaking stairs
The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:
Matthew "The Brown Avenger" Bennett and James "Beakachu" Wright
The Brutus award for the best betrayal:
Simon "Dilemma" Ford for murdering what remained of his mafia
Police Hero Medal:
Chief Claire "Incorruptible" Bordenave for being... well... incorruptible
The David Chow Award for the most Pathetic Bribe:
David Chow, for bribing the Umpires with all of two bourbon cream biscuits

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