Assassins' Guild Michaelmas 2001 Awards

The Lemming award for the first to die:
Mark Abthorpe, aka Gannet, who died at the scythe of The Grim Reaper Jr. (David Roughley) only moments into the game.
The J Doe award for psychopathy:
Bonnie and Clyde (Jenny Chase and Tom Garnett) for the I staircase Selwyn massacre.
The Sean Connery Award for the Smoothest Kill:
Tom Garnett for his kill of the Chief of Police: "Do you want to step outside, Mr. Cairns?"
New for this game: The Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart award for the Most Amusing Death:
The Nigel Harris award for butchering cops:
Tom Garnett (The Ambidextrous Avenger), for killing nine of them single handed.
The Dr Kimble award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:
Christine Twite
The Kenny Award for dying far too many times:
David Chow
The Robocop award for killing wanted criminals:
Bjoern Holzhauer (PC Bri bubble) for his many wanted kills in a row.
The David Duffit award for secrecy and deception:
*Simon* Ford, for pretending to be James Ford for quite a long time. Not that this was strictly fair, but it was still secretive.
The Three Hours Early award for paranoia:
Jenny Chase for gunning down her neighbours at 4am.
The Order of the Black Coat for the least effective disguise:
Simon Ford for his interesting hat and facial hair.
The Darwin award for dying owing to utter stupidity.
The yellow streak award for running away:
The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:
Neil Morrison (PC Sunset...), and Matthew Bennett and James Wright, aka Greed-E-Shoe and Nor-T-Hat, for their unique (and in my view hilarious) style of reporting.
Sam Ashwell (Fu Hsi's Ghost) and Bjoern Holzhauer (Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky) received honourable mentions.
The Brutus award for the best betrayal:
Ben Fairbairn, aka The Small Pink Pussy Cat, for his poisoning of Amber Mansell's tea.
The Leek and Safe award for the most interesting or innovative weaponry:
Ed Segal (hamandpineapple) for his herd of elephants.

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