IT seems my plan to poison the wanted criminal Andrew Murphy has failed - i over looked the problem of rowers wearing gloves thereby rendering the contact poison useless. He did, however, admit to this over this morning's gathering in the bar for the musings over the matutinal papers. Upon hearing this I immediatly thought the situation had to be rectified, hence i ran straight to my room, grabbed a knife and returned to stab the vile cretin to death.
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they really pissed me off."
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