The Assassins' Guild: Lent 2007 Game Awards

For various achievements and entertainments, the following awards are presented:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:
Robert Crowston, stabbed by the irrepressible Michael Donaghy near lectures.
The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:
Philip Bielby, for killing an impressive 13 players.
The 'I Shot the Sheriff' Award for butchering cops:
Jacob Samuel Corteen killed a couple of young officers during one of his dastardly reigns.
The Mario Sainz-Martinez Award for cowwuption:
Jacob Samuel Corteen. If you possessed such a beard, you would. Wouldn't you?
The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:
Han-Ley Tang, who managed 8 days, 15 hours and 57 minutes.
The Jake Corteen Award for dying far too many times:
Jacob Samuel Corteen disappointed nobody.
The David Duffit Award for secrecy and deception:
Jennifer Helen Berry pulled off the old '"allied" with everyone' gag, and very effectively too.
The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act:
Amos Micah How discovered that (this time at least), Thomas Booth was dressed to kill.
The 'Ginger Cake' Award for the 'smoothest' kill:
John William Edward O'Brien pulled off a kill disguised as an evangelist.
The Reversed Burden of Johannes Award for unintentionally killing innocents:
Han-Ley Tang's judgement was as as lacking as his underwear.
The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:
Steve McCann, who was once again found guilty of generally being Steve McCann.
Also dodgy:
J Doe is suspected of holding top-secret training camps for a new generation of minions/godchildren.
Tom Booth and Richard Gibson both sent me some reports to confuse people.
The Brutus Award for best betrayal:
The 21st century is the era of the pre-emptive strike, and accordingly Caesar Philip Bielby decided to stamp out any potential conspirators.
The Concerned Citizen Award:
George Davies killed a couple of evil wanteds, including the dangerous Han-Ley Tang.
The Yellow Streak Award for running away:
Michael Patrick Wallace led the incobash on a tactical retreat, and managed one final glorious moment of cowardice in Seb Jefferies' toilet.
The Harland Quinn Golden Quill for the most amusing reports:
Richard Gibson amused everyone as MovieGeek2001.
also amusing:
Will we ever know what inspired Tom Booth to produce the word-perfect fanfic of HALDIR OF LORIEN?

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